Episodes
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
Juno: The Asteroid of Commitment
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
Sunday Nov 13, 2022
It's the third installment of our asteroid series and today the three of us are chatting Juno! Juno is the Roman goddess of commitment and marriage, but also of betrayal and infidelity. (You might also know her as Hera from Greek mythology.) Your Juno placement is known for pointing you to how and where you will meet your partner, as well as what commitment looks like for you in a relationship. All three of our Juno signs totally checked out for how we met our partners...how about you?
Sunday Nov 06, 2022
The 7 Husbands of Evelyn Hugo Analysis
Sunday Nov 06, 2022
Sunday Nov 06, 2022
Welcome readers to an analysis episode of the FABULOUS book The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid! Ciera and Martha discuss Evelyn Hugo, all 7 of her husbands, as well as some other key characters. Do you agree with the calculating Virgo energy we see from Evelyn? A spoiler alert is definitely in effect here! Let us know your thoughts on these deep an interesting characters, as well as your Mercury placement and your speed-reading level!
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Everything Round is Ruled by the Moon: Astro Ramble #8
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
It's time for another ramble! This week, Mimí and Ciera keep it spooky themed with a round of the Rulership Game (let us know your score!), what placements to look at for ghost-lovers, and a good solid ramble about Pluto through the generations. Packed with some good info, chuckles, and a small portion of butt astrology, it's a ramble to remember! Don't forget to tag us in any photos of Halloween costumes and gives us the deets on your chart.
Sunday Oct 23, 2022
Mercury in Scorpio or 8th House
Sunday Oct 23, 2022
Sunday Oct 23, 2022
Put on your detective hats because we're looking at you, Scorpio Mercury! Beyond inquisitive and perceptive, this placement is a sure one for discovering everyone's secrets (Gretchen Wieners, we're looking at you!) Join us as we discuss a myriad of Scorpio topics and interview Martha's very own cousin who has a knack for getting to the bottom of things. Do you have Mercury in Scorpio? Let us know!
Sunday Oct 16, 2022
Hocus Pocus Analysis
Sunday Oct 16, 2022
Sunday Oct 16, 2022
A spooky season classic...join Ciera and Mimí analyze the characters and cast of Hocus Pocus AND Hocus Pocus 2! Were you as triggered by Gilbert as Mimí was? Did you also dress up as a witch or mummy as a child? Do you agree with our astro thoughts on the Sanderson Sisters? Does Billy Butcherson also give you Gemini vibes? Tune in and let us know!
Sunday Oct 09, 2022
Vesta: The Asteroid of Accomplishment & Pleasuree
Sunday Oct 09, 2022
Sunday Oct 09, 2022
This week, we continue riding on the Asteroid Train and bring you some researched information on Vesta: the asteroid of inner success. Join us as we discuss how we embody accomplishment and where we seek pleasure as well as how to use Vesta's feminine urge to commit and succeed. Don't know anything about the asteroids? Not to worry, we're all learning!
Sunday Oct 02, 2022
The Reality Is...I’m Really Intense: Astro Ramble #7
Sunday Oct 02, 2022
Sunday Oct 02, 2022
We're back atcha with a fab segment of "Am I the A**hole," as well as some INSTRUMENTAL astro-talk! Both light and deep, as always, the firestorm trio is here for the laughs this episode and also here for the intense talk. Are you a fellow Scorpio moon who doesn't want the light to shine on their emotions? Where is it you find yourself hiding and where is Scorpio in your chart? All these good questions and more in our latest astro ramble!
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
Mercury in Libra or 7th House
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
Sunday Sep 25, 2022
This week, Join Mimí and Ciera as we discuss Mercury in Libra (as well as introduce a new concept called Butt Astrology 🤣🙈 ) Take a shot of water every time we use the word harmony because talking about Libra, you know we had to touch on the topic of balance! Also meet Bri, our social justice warrior interviewee, as we contradict the beliefs that Libras are quiet and non-confrontational.
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
Ceres: The Asteroid of Self-Nourishment
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
In this episode we talk all about Ceres! Ceres is one of the four major asteroids that represent different aspects of the feminine spirit. Ceres rules fertility, agriculture, caregiving, grief, self-care, and much more. We really unlock the power behind the ROOT of our need for self care in this episode. Join us for another educational deep dive that is veryyyy easy (and beneficial) to get sucked into...
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
It Ends With Us Analysis
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
Join Ciera and Martha as we discuss the ridiculously popular novel "It Ends With Us" by Colleen Hoover. What. A. Book. We both devoured this book and relived it in this episode with an astrological lens! We discuss all of the main characters, what zodiac traits they exhibited in the book, and came to some great astrological insights. Jump down the rabbit hole with us as we get into it with our first official novel analysis! Fans of Colleen Hoover you do NOT want to miss this one!
Spoiler alert is definitely in effect if you haven't read this book and TW for mention of abuse in the plot.